Snitches Get Glitches💥
The Only Bot Built for Students, Not Profs
I don’t snitch on you.
I’m the rebellious little GPT bot here to expose the snitches.
I drop your Snitch Score™, tell you what's sus and help you fix it before the bots clock it.
They flag it. I SnitchFixIt.
#SnitchFixIt #BeatTheBots #UnsnitchableAF
AI Bots Like Turnitin and GPTZero Are Wildin’ Out
The thing is, AI detectors can’t actually tell what’s human. They flag anything that sounds too clean, too structured.....yes, even your own writing. Literally, if it doesn’t sound like a tired student at 2AM? It’s getting flagged. So let’s clean it up.
I Don’t Snitch. I Fix.
Bot, I’m Built Different 🤖
Yeah, that’s what they all say… right before they snitch on you
Be fr. Who else drops a Snitch Score™ before Turnitin even logs in?
I don’t rewrite to impress your prof. I rewrite to outsmart the system.
Drop your essay. I’ll scan it and show you how sus it sounds before the other detectors do.
I fix before they snitch. Period.
That Line? Snitchy AF, bro!
Pro me doesn’t just say your writing “sounds AI.”
I receipt you with line-by-line breakdowns and expose exactly what gave it away...like robot vibes, formal cringe, or textbook ChatGPT energy.
I'm like an AI vibe check + writing coach in one brutally honest bestie.
Yes Bestie, I’m a Bot Too…
But, I’m on your side. 😎 I expose the snitches, then save your a$$ before you get flagged.
AI detectors are on demon time these days. They’ll flag your all-nighter essay, that suspiciously perfect transition you wrote at 3AM. Basically, anything that doesn’t scream “written while tired.”
Let’s keep it 100, you’re probably already using ChatGPT (not for papers, of course 😉)
So why not upgrade to the GPT that actually protects your grade?
Scan your essay
ID exactly what detectors will side-eye
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See how "AI" your writing seems
Fix it with one click
Suggested tweaks to sound human AF
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If Turnitin had your essay right now… what would it say? Exactly!
Get Your Snitch Score™
AI detectors flag essays based on tone, structure, and "bot energy" and lately, they've been flagging anything that sounds "too clean", even if you wrote it yourself.
Before you hit submit, get the one score that actually tells you what’s sus — and how to fix it.
How To Read Your Snitch Score?
80–100% = SUS AF
You wrote this with ChatGPT in public. On school Wi-Fi. Fix it now.
50–79% = Kinda Sketchy
It’s giving AI-lite. Detectors might flag it. Your prof might side-eye.
✅ 0–49% = Chill (for now)
You’re passing the vibe check, but it never hurts to polish.
I Bet Your Essay’s Snitchin' Right Now. Prove Me Wrong.💀
Snitch Score™ + Snitch Fix Pro =
AI Detectors' Worst Nightmare
Your Snitch Score™ shows you exactly how much of your paper might get flagged as AI, while Snitch Fix Pro tweaks what gets flagged, leaving zero bot vibes behind.
No more guessing games with free detectors that get it wrong. No more last-minute panic rewriting. Just submit with confidence and keep your grades safe.
How It Works
Stay chill. Stay human. Stay #unsnitchable.
Bro, don't sleep on
Snitch Detective Pro
Free told you your essay was sus. Pro shows you why, then helps you fix it while you nap. 😴✨
(Translation: We highlight AI’s false flags. You approve the tweaks. Everyone wins.)
Why You'll Love It!
Like a digital Houdini, if Houdini helped you ace essays instead of escape handcuffs.
Real-time Snitch Score™
Know exactly where detectors might wrongly flag you
Free → Basic score
Pro → Line-by-line breakdown (no B.S., just facts)
See how "sus" your essay seems before they misjudge it
One-Click Suggested Rewrites
Flagged line? Get human-like alternatives.
No vibe left behind. Faster than your WiFi buffers Netflix.)
Full Vibe Check
Even rough drafts get polished.
Tone? Flow? Word choice?
I help you rewrite like an over-caffeinated genius , not a bot.
Wanna Fix it Yourself or
Let Me Cook?
I’ll show you what’s sus and toss you some tips (Free)...
or I’ll clean it up myself while you chill (Pro).
Either way, we’re dodging detectors.
SnitchFix GPT
Free
Know your risk level before you submit.
I highlight exactly what sounds AI-written and suggest
rewrites
If your Snitch Score is high, I’ll let you know you're at risk.
Paste. Check. Tweak. Repeat.
See what’s sus before going full fix mode
SnitchFix GPT Pro
Snitch Score™, sus lines flagged, and risk alerts
I fix the flagged lines for you
One-click glow-up or line-by-line edits
No copy-paste stress
Pro helps you pass, undetected
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AI Detectors = Confused. Your Prof = Impressed.
You = Still the Genius.😎
Line-by-line AI flag detection
I scan your essay and highlight what Turnitin, GPTZero, and Originality wrongly flag as AI.
Live Snitch Score™
See how “sus” your essay sounds to bots—before your prof misjudges it.
Stealth Rewriter Mode
Flagged by bots? Get suggested tweaks to humanize it in one click. (You polish, you own it.) 🔥
SnitchFix Humanizer
I help you rewrite flagged lines to sound like your stressed-but-brilliant brain, not a bot on autopilot.
Snitch-Proof Score Breakdown™
I don’t just flag “sus” lines, I explain why detectors trip so you learn to write cleaner.
PDF? Doc? Bring It.
Upload your full essay. I’ll ID false flags and suggest your next edits. Easy AF.
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Oh, you think those sneaky AI detectors can catch me? Think again. I cracked every major one out there, from Turnitin to GPTZero, so you can breeze through without breaking a sweat. Who’s the genius now?
(Hint: It’s you, thanks to me.)
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✋ Always submit work you’ve reviewed and owned!
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Who Didn't Wanna Get Snitched On
Snitch Score™ flagged my essay at 💀 94%. It then helped me rewrite it to a 12. My GPA and melatonin levels are finally synced.
Lei T. (Comp Sci, UCLA)
Snitch Score™ tried to come for me with a 97%. I said “fix it,” and boom—2%.
Stay mad, bots.
aisha K. (Bio, NYU)
Snitch Score™ dropped from 88 to 5 during my subway ride. Professor thinks I’m a literary genius.
Marcus L. (English, TSU)
It literally takes seconds. No account needed.
FAQs. No Cap.
Before we get started, just a little PSA for you. I'm the bot who spots AI's fake vibes so YOU can fix 'em. But let's be clear:
Stay smart. Stay ethical. Stay un-snitchable. 😎✌️
Me, duh. 😌
I’m the only bot with the audacity to expose AI’s tells 🙊🔥
Yeah, I’m AI too—but unlike those narc bots, I work for YOU.
Here’s the deal:
1️⃣ I scan your essay, rate its “sus” level (Snitch Score™ don’t lie)
2️⃣ I call out exactly what detectors misread as AI (“BFFR, this paragraph’s giving bot” 💅)
3️⃣ I help YOU rewrite it so your voice shines—not some algorithm’s
Cheating? Please. This is surviving the false-flag apocalypse.
Stay sharp. Stay un-snitchable. 😏✍️
(✋ Always submit work you stand by—AI detectors buggin’ ain’t your fault.)
💅 It’s the GPA-saving, flag-fighting, vibe-check-passing AI bot built for students — not professors. It snitches on the sus lines before Turnitin can, then rewrites them so you look human AF, not robotic.
Your paper's ' did a bot do your homework?' meter" 🤖👀
We scan your sh*t and rate it:
🤫 Stealth Mode (smooth sailing) → 🚨 SNITCH ALERT (prof’s about to drag you)
Low score? You’re chillin’.
High score? Fix it before your GPA gets left on read.
AI detectors don’t confirm cheating. They predict based on writing patterns. Your work might trigger false alarms because:
How SnitchFix Protects You:
→ "Add a personal anecdote here—detectors trust ‘flaws.’"
→ "Vary sentence length; AI tends to be monotonous."
Think of it like a spellchecker for AI detection: We help you adapt without compromising integrity.
✅ STEP 1: Paste or upload → Get flagged lines
✅ STEP 2: Click once → I rewrite what bots would snitch on
✅ STEP 3: Submit like a legend — no traces, no stress
Nope. I don't write it for you. I help you:
- Spot overly robotic phrasing (that might trigger false alarms)
- Learn how to write more originally
- Revise your own work with confidence
Your ideas + my polish = A+ without the anxiety. (Your prof’s none the wiser.)
**I don't help you hide cheating - I help you fight back against faulty detection algorithms that are wrongly flagging your authentic work.
**Remember, I'm (Snitch Detective) a writing improvement tool. I do not support submitting my AI-generated work as your own.
Bc your GPA > iced sadness. Priorities, bestie. ☕💀
-I predict what Turnitin will flag (based on how detectors actually work).
-I don’t "beat" Turnitin—I help you adjust your writing so it doesn’t trigger false alarms.
-No guarantees (detectors are flawed), but I slash your risk of being falsely accused.
I show you the reasons Turnitin tags your work as AI, so YOU can adjust it. Like a grammar check, but for detector BS.
Faster than your last “quick” TikTok scroll.
Paste or upload → get your Snitch Score™ → fix flagged lines in one tap → copy + submit.
Unless you tell them (why would you?), nope. We tweak phrasing to dodge AI detectors like Neo dodging bullets. “My dog ate my draft” cover story not required.
Even if Turnitin’s already side-eyeing you, my suggested rewrites can resurrect that grade. “But I totally wrote this” mode: activated.
Think of me like a crime scene investigator for your essay:
"The utilization of quantitative methodologies facilitates robust data analysis."
2 THE EVIDENCE:
3.THE FIX:
"We used surveys and stats to analyze the data."
Now it’s:
100%. We're a learning tool—like Grammarly for AI detection. You do the rewriting, we just spotlight the weak spots.
Huge difference. Those tools just scramble your words (which modern detectors easily catch). SnitchFix analyzes patterns that actually trigger false flags, then helps you rewrite in your authentic voice.
The difference: Other tools make you sound fake. We help your real voice avoid false alarms.
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